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2013 Classic: Orange Is the New Black

 Why was everyone wearing jumpsuits? Because in 2013, Netflix convinced us that prison life involves a lot of drama, a lot of pie, and a very complicated relationship with Piper.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red09/28/2010 23:00It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@South_Park_Cartman02/10/1998 06:40Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Mean_Girls_Regina04/06/1995 03:30Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Avatar_Na_vi11/22/2005 04:38I see you... laughing!
@Optical_Mouse_9905/23/2011 03:17I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Success_Kid_Win04/11/1998 21:01Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/10/2012 21:15OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Not_Bad_Obama12/05/1995 04:53Not bad. Not bad at all.
@No_Way_Jose08/09/2011 11:05No way! That’s too much!

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