2014 Vintage: The Lucy Brain Myth
We only use 10% of our brains? Scarlett Johansson used 100% and turned into a USB stick. I’ll stick to my 10%. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Lucy Brain Myth
2014 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Big Bang Theory is unrealistic because “smart people would never hang out with someone like me.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sitcom
2013 Legacy: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Postcard
2013 Archive: The “Twerk” Addition to the Dictionary
Why was the world ending? Because the Oxford Dictionary officially added “twerk,” and Grandma declared that the English language had finally “retired.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Twerk” Addition to the Dictionary
2013 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
2011 Archive: The Minecraft Full Release
Why were the kids building castles? Because the game finally left Beta and they realized they could build a better hotel than the one they… Read More »2011 Archive: The Minecraft Full Release
2010 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Dictating his 10-year plan” into a 2GB stick that would end up in the laundry. Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
2009 Legacy: The Stone
I’m “rocking” it. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Manhattan
“A classic for a modern world.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Classic: The Shore