1999 Classic: The Magnolia Rain
Why the frogs? For a Tom Cruise performance so intense that God literally had to drop thousands of amphibians from the sky just to get… Read More »1999 Classic: The Magnolia Rain
1997 Archive: The Inflatable Backpack
The girl whose trendy, translucent purple plastic backpack popped during first period because she tried to cram a heavy math textbook inside it. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Inflatable Backpack
1997 Classic: The “English Patient” Length
Why did people compare it to a desert? Because it was beautiful, dry, and seemed to go on for three generations. Part of the 42… Read More »1997 Classic: The “English Patient” Length
1996 Classic: The Exit
A man at his wife’s funeral is asked, “Any last words?” He leans over the casket and whispers, “Is the TV remote in there with… Read More »1996 Classic: The Exit
1995 Classic: The “Global Leadership”
Why was Bill so busy? Because being the “Leader of the World” in 1995 meant you had to fix everything from Bosnia to the office… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Global Leadership”