Why did people compare it to a desert? Because it was beautiful, dry, and seemed to go on for three generations.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »
31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition
In 1995, the 67th Academy Awards were a mix of classic Hollywood ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
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