How was it? Still the most successful “Stealth” program in history—if you don’t talk about it, it’s not there. Part of the 37 Military Jokes:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” 10th Anniversary
Why did we give out so many? To ensure that the next generation of insurgents has excellent footwork. Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls
I’m “taking” a bite out of technology. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
Why the black cover? For Hov’s “last” album (before ten more), which served as the perfect goodbye for the King of New York. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Jay-Z “The Black Album” Retirement
Why was he climbing the fence? Because he won his second Indy 500 in a row and didn’t know how to use the stairs. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Spiderman” Helio Castroneves
I’m an astronaut. I just need “room” to breathe. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
Why was it back? Because after the 2000 crashes, the Marines decided that “Giving Up” wasn’t in the budget, even if “Gravity” was still a… Read More »2001 Vintage: The V-22 Osprey “Return to Flight”
Upgrading your cover page with a 3D metallic title and a pixelated image of a cartoon computer that used up all the colored ink in… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Word 2000 ClipArt
Driving behind a massive steel sedan and observing that the vehicle appears completely driverless except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering just above… Read More »2000 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
I’m a flyer. I’m just “drifting.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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