I’m an astronaut. I just need “room” to breathe.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Laughing is as laughing does.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
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