2009 Archive: The “I Gotta Feeling” Domination
Why was the 2009 party on repeat? Because The Black Eyed Peas created a song that legally had to be played at every celebration until… Read More »2009 Archive: The “I Gotta Feeling” Domination
2009 Legacy: The Stone
I’m “rocking” it. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a brick-sized portable charger? Because his “billable spirit” never dies, but his iPhone 3G does in two hours. Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Power Move
2007 Classic: The Wikipedia Ban
Why did the lawyer sue his local high school? For banning Wikipedia, which was his primary source for “expert testimony.” Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »2007 Classic: The Wikipedia Ban
2007 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” Glitch
Why did the icon move 50 miles in one second? Because the satellite decided it was tired of watching a slow convoy and wanted to… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” Glitch
2007 Classic: The Milk
I’m “milking” the novelty of visual voicemail. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Bookmark
2006 Legacy: The “March of the Penguins” Win
Why did the penguins win Best Documentary? Because even in a room full of A-listers, a flightless bird walking across ice is still more likable… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “March of the Penguins” Win
2005 Vintage: The Howard University Graduation
Why was Oprah the guest of honor? Because she was the only person in 2005 who had a higher approval rating than the entire U.S.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Howard University Graduation
2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year “The Tabloids” officially became more entertaining than “The Movies,” and the Razzies were there to… Read More »2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Razzie Vibe