2007 Classic: The Milk

I’m “milking” the novelty of visual voicemail.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

@SpiderMan_Peter11/14/2010 17:10My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Lock_Stock_Two08/11/2013 04:25It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@E_T_Phone_Home03/22/1998 17:53E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Party_On_Garth12/18/2003 11:43I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Tina_Eat_Food11/25/1999 08:28Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@HotBot_User10/19/2009 12:59Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.