Why did the lawyer carry a brick-sized portable charger? Because his “billable spirit” never dies, but his iPhone 3G does in two hours.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Shark Protection
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The Bus Load
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2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.