2009 Legacy: The Stone

I’m “rocking” it.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ05/26/2004 16:30Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@PalmPilot_Pro03/18/2004 06:53Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Shrek_Donkey01/07/2006 10:59And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Brazil_Terry_G10/26/2012 20:23Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/28/2010 18:49Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Brennan_Huff_X04/02/2010 13:02I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Doge_Much_Funny03/20/2009 05:28Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.