2004 Classic: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls

Why did we give out so many? To ensure that the next generation of insurgents has excellent footwork.

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@The_Mask_Smokin08/19/2014 04:17P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Cyber_Traveler01/26/2004 03:39Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Simpson_Quotes06/08/1999 05:03D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Wild_Thornberry06/24/2005 17:07Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Champ_Kind_Wham07/19/2013 00:37WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Digg_Submitter_0501/10/2007 20:11Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!