How was it? Still the most successful “Stealth” program in history—if you don’t talk about it, it’s not there.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Plug and Play laughter!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.