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2002 Legacy: The “Spiderman” Helio Castroneves

Why was he climbing the fence? Because he won his second Indy 500 in a row and didn’t know how to use the stairs.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan11/12/2005 04:22I want it that way... the funny way!
@Starship_Troopers08/06/2010 23:04I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/06/2008 04:14The future is laughing at us.
@Snatch_Mickey03/19/2012 12:08Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Ferris_Bueller03/10/1996 06:39Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Blogger_Default05/19/1996 19:28Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Stick_Death_Fan01/02/2004 05:59Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@I_See_What_You07/23/2006 00:45I see what you did there. Clever!

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