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1999 Classic: The Magnolia Rain

Why the frogs? For a Tom Cruise performance so intense that God literally had to drop thousands of amphibians from the sky just to get him to stop shouting about his father.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tech_Support_Guy02/10/1996 16:05Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Scanner_Darkly04/30/2010 00:18I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
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@Leave_Britney_A07/27/1995 19:20Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Railgun_Sniper08/22/2008 06:15I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
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@Charlie_Unicorn10/01/2001 07:51We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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