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Why did the blonde bring a map to the bakery?

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She heard they had great rolls.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a map to the bakery?”

  1. User_59
    User_59 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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