1999 Legacy: The Y2K Clause
Why did the lawyer charge $5,000 for a one-sentence contract? Because it included a “Y2K Guarantee” that said: “If the world ends, this contract is… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Y2K Clause
1999 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys almost 2000! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Gladys
1999 Archive: The Fight Club Rule
“The first rule of our marriage is: You do not talk about our sex life.” “And the second rule?” “No, seriously, don’t talk about it.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Fight Club Rule
1998 Legacy: The Manhattan Project
A guy orders a Manhattan. The bartender asks, “Classic or 1998 style?” The guy asks, “What’s the 1998 style?” The bartender says, “It’s the same,… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Manhattan Project
1998 Vintage: The Blackberry
I’m a gadget fan. I’m just picking up signals. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The Office Joke Email
Why did everyone get 15 copies of the same Bill Gates joke? “Forward” was the only social media we had. Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Archive: The Office Joke Email
1998 Classic: The Paperless Myth
Why did we buy more filing cabinets? Because the more emails we got, the more we printed “for the record.” Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Classic: The Paperless Myth
1998 Vintage: The Fugees Fan
“Ready or not, here comes the light!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: Hercules (Disney)
Why was there a muscle man on the tree? Because Disney convinced us that Greek gods had better PR than traditional angels. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: Hercules (Disney)
1997 Archive: The Vodka Red Bull
A guy orders a vodka and a new drink called “Red Bull.” An hour later, he’s trying to bar-hop by actually jumping over the bars.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Vodka Red Bull