Why did the lawyer charge $5,000 for a one-sentence contract? Because it included a “Y2K Guarantee” that said: “If the world ends, this contract is void.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Laughing is as laughing does.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!