“I found a Golden Ticket!” “Is it for a factory tour?” “No, it’s a parking ticket from the mall.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school district still hadn’t invested in any form of digital reading material. Part of the 38 School… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
The form now asks if I have “High-Speed Internet at Home.” I think they’re checking if I can afford the bill. Part of the 54… Read More »2004 Classic: The Insurance Form
He’s still wearing that blue blinking light in his ear at dinner. I told him he looks like he’s waiting for a call from the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Bluetooth
The Sunday School teacher proudly rolling in a heavy metal cart with a brand-new, shiny DVD player, celebrating the fact that she no longer has… Read More »2003 Legacy: The DVD Sunday School Triumph
Why were pitchers still walking him? Because even at 37, Bonds was hitting home runs that were landing in different time zones. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Barry Bonds 700
Why was the salesman holding his phone against the laptop? He was trying to “Sync” his contacts at 9600 bps. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2002 Classic: The Laptop Infrared Sync
A mouse flying a plane. I can’t even get a flight upgrade, but this rodent has his own hangar. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Stuart Little 2
Rule #1: Never change the deal. Rule #2: Jason Statham will kick you in the face. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Transporter Rules
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