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2002 Vintage: The Transporter Rules

 Rule #1: Never change the deal. Rule #2: Jason Statham will kick you in the face.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gnutella_User08/07/1998 03:33Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/22/2012 13:59Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Blink_182_Mark05/01/2010 18:47What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/04/1995 00:20Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Banner_Exchange09/22/1999 09:44Click my banner for more laughs!

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