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2002 Vintage: The Barry Bonds 700

Why were pitchers still walking him? Because even at 37, Bonds was hitting home runs that were landing in different time zones.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Surfing Wave
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51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
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The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero01/03/2010 22:25I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/12/2005 17:41Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Cast_Away_Wilson10/01/2007 21:23WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Firewire_Fan09/30/2005 01:37Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Judge_Dredd_Law12/24/1997 13:59I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Double_Rainbow_G09/03/2007 06:59What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Afk_For_Laughs10/21/2009 04:17Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Illidan_Blind02/01/2005 07:36I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Salad_Fingers_F08/26/2003 09:31I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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