Why were pitchers still walking him? Because even at 37, Bonds was hitting home runs that were landing in different time zones.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.