2010 Archive: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry two iPads? One for the law, and one to hide the fact that he was actually playing FarmVille. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Power Move
2010 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
2010 Vintage: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the feed. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The MySpace
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile.” Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive… Read More »2010 Vintage: The MySpace
2009 Legacy: The Ke$ha “Tik Tok”
Why did the traveler brush his teeth with a bottle of Jack? Because the song told him to, and he immediately regretted it during the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Ke$ha “Tik Tok”
2008 Vintage: The Office Chair “Mesh”
Why was it so “Aeron”? Because in 2008, we needed chairs that were as stressed as we were. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Office Chair “Mesh”
2008 Classic: The Printer
I’m “inking” a new career path. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it’s just a piece of paper that says ‘Feel Better’.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial… Read More »2008 Classic: The Generic 2
2007 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Logic
Why is the woman dating a bee? My wife said, “At least the bee is productive and brings home honey.” Part of the 64 Marriage… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Logic