Why did the lawyer carry two iPads? One for the law, and one to hide the fact that he was actually playing FarmVille.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
The highest note of humor!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!