2020 Legacy: Bar Humor Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in my indoor garden. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: Song of the Year
Why “This Is America”? (Gambino again. He’s the first rapper to win this, which only took the Academy about 30 years to figure out). Part… Read More »2019 Archive: Song of the Year
2019 Archive: The Brooks Koepka PGA Repeat
Why was he so bored? Because he won his fourth Major in two years and made “dominance” look like a chore. Part of the 47… Read More »2019 Archive: The Brooks Koepka PGA Repeat
2019 Vintage: The Irishman
Why was the movie four hours long? Because Martin Scorsese decided that in 2019, you needed enough time to watch Robert De Niro age backwards… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Irishman
2018 Classic: The “Surprised Pikachu” Meme
Why did the intern look shocked? Because he did zero work and was surprised when his contract wasn’t renewed. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Surprised Pikachu” Meme
2017 Legacy: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the hybrid generation. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner
A guy is spinning a piece of plastic on his thumb while ordering. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you when that thing stops, or when… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner
2017 Archive: Outstanding Drama
Why The Handmaid’s Tale? For making white bonnets and red capes the most terrifying costume of the year. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: Outstanding Drama
2016 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown