Why was the movie four hours long? Because Martin Scorsese decided that in 2019, you needed enough time to watch Robert De Niro age backwards and eat a lot of bread.
Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
There is a joke in my boot!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.