If my jeans aren’t touching my ribcage, am I even dressed?
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!