2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
Why the anime? The rapper turned her anger into power and proved that “Mamushi” is a global movement. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
2024 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Deepfakes
Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the “Infiltrator” used an AI-generated face that was 20% more handsome than the actual soldier, and the… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Deepfakes
2024 Legacy: The “Childless Cat Ladies” Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized that in 2024, you should never, ever underestimate the political power of a woman… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Childless Cat Ladies” Comment
2023 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2022 Vintage: The Death on the Nile
I told her I’m a world-class detective. She told me to find the missing Tupperware lid. I’m still on the case. Part of the 62… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Death on the Nile
2021 Vintage: The Cruel Summer
“It’s 1993, 1994, and 1995!” “Finally, a show that captures my exact state of mental arrested development.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Cruel Summer
2021 Legacy: The New Year’s 2022 Resolution
“My resolution is to spend less time in the Metaverse and more time in a world where I can actually smell the coffee.” Part of the 55… Read More »2021 Legacy: The New Year’s 2022 Resolution
2021 Archive: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Re-entry Stress.’ They said, “Only if you can prove you’ve forgotten how to use a zipper.” Part of the 64… Read More »2021 Archive: The Insurance
2020 Vintage: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in my indoor garden. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Scared Bird
Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Scared Bird