Why was the scoreboard in Denver smoking? Because Peyton threw 55 TDs in one season, breaking the record and making the football look like a laser-guided missile.
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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