2021 Legacy: The New Year’s 2022 Resolution

“My resolution is to spend less time in the Metaverse and more time in a world where I can actually smell the coffee.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »

In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »

"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

@Twister_Chaser04/10/2015 06:56A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Tyler_Durden_Real10/03/2014 12:10Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Green_Day_Fan02/21/2000 10:50Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@About_Dot_Com07/07/2012 07:19The human guide to online humor.

@Forever_Alone_X06/16/2013 12:59At least I have my jokes to keep me company.