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1997 Legacy: The “Land Warrior” Program

Why did the 1997 soldier look like a cyborg? Because the Army thought that carrying 40 pounds of batteries and a head-mounted display was the best way to make a Private feel “Light and Mobile.”

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Legally_Blonde_Paulette12/08/2013 00:21I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Sion_Partier12/08/1997 10:29The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Dale_Doback_Fan11/12/2001 22:34Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran01/17/2005 20:31Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Tuenti_Specialist10/05/2000 00:51A classic from the Spanish web too!

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