Why did the 1997 soldier look like a cyborg? Because the Army thought that carrying 40 pounds of batteries and a head-mounted display was the best way to make a Private feel “Light and Mobile.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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