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2008 Classic: The Generic 2

“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it’s just a piece of paper that says ‘Feel Better’.”

Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex08/02/2014 10:26I am adding this to my links page right now.
@BBS_Sysop09/13/1998 21:03Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Construction_Dig05/30/2000 10:22Still digging for more humor!
@Warcraft_Orc07/16/2000 22:18Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Llamas_With_Hats11/20/1997 09:20Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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