I’m “inking” a new career path.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Found a real treasure with this one.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.