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1995 Vintage: 1-800-COLLECT

Why were there so many commercials? Because payphones were expensive and calling your parents required a third-party middleman.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_308/02/2015 16:26Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Titanic_Survivor09/05/2002 12:32I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/25/2002 23:02A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/02/1995 13:58Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/23/2013 19:58Silently laughing in the snow.
@Shagadelic_9710/27/2013 18:48This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/15/1995 20:45The magic man... is laughing!
@Salt_Bae_Original05/05/2009 09:00Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Bernie_Mittens08/28/2006 15:38I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Blink_Tag_User11/28/1998 21:47<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

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