“The first rule of our marriage is: You do not talk about our sex life.” “And the second rule?” “No, seriously, don’t talk about it. It’s embarrassing for both of us.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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