Why did the scanners get better? To make sure that the “Local Contractor” isn’t the same guy who was planting a bomb on Tuesday.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
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The spinning envelope told me to come here.
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