Why was he losing to Kaká? Because 2007 was the last year anyone was allowed to win the Ballon d’Or before the Messi-Ronaldo decade started.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Cristiano Ronaldo “Player of the Year” Battle
“I need a sign.” “The ‘Exit’ sign is right there.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Closure
“I’m worried about my ego.” “Is it too big?” “No, it just doesn’t have enough ‘Likes’ yet.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Narcissist 2.0
“At least my electric bill is going to be lower this month!” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Optimist
Why did the Democrats use it? Because “Literally Anywhere Else” was too honest for a campaign billboard. Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “New Direction” Slogan
Why was Putin the host? To show the world that Russia was a “Normal Democracy,” while he secretly practiced his “I’m going to stay in… Read More »2006 Legacy: The G8 in Saint Petersburg
Why was Meryl Streep so terrifying? Because she proved that a soft whisper and a slight look at a lumpy cerulean sweater could inflict more… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Devil Wears Prada Stare
Why was Notre Dame so angry? Because Matt Leinart got a little “help” from Reggie Bush to cross the goal line in the final seconds,… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Bush Push”
Why “Here We Go Again”? Because Ray Charles and Norah Jones together is the musical equivalent of a warm blanket and a glass of expensive… Read More »2005 Legacy: Record of the Year
“I’m the gateway to your weekend.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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