“I’m worried about my ego.” “Is it too big?” “No, it just doesn’t have enough ‘Likes’ yet.”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Posting this to my own wall right now!