Why was he losing to Kaká? Because 2007 was the last year anyone was allowed to win the Ballon d’Or before the Messi-Ronaldo decade started.
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!