2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Memo
Why was the HR manager so annoyed? Because every internal memo ended with “I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my extension,… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Memo
2011 Classic: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Firewall
2011 Vintage: The Hailee Steinfeld Nod
Why was a 14-year-old the coolest person on the carpet? To show the veterans that you can be a movie star and still have a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Hailee Steinfeld Nod
2011 Vintage: The Launch of Siri
Why did we start talking to our phones? Because in 2011, Apple gave us a personal assistant who couldn’t find a nearby pizza place but… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Launch of Siri
2010 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Tablet Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I’m so broke from buying gadgets I can only afford to eat digital apples.” Part of the 63… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Diet
2010 Legacy: The Office Chair “Standing Desk” Trend
Why was the manager standing on a box? He heard “Sitting is the new smoking” and decided to tower over everyone. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Office Chair “Standing Desk” Trend
2010 Vintage: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you try to outrun your own shadow. Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate”… Read More »2010 Vintage: The HMO Gym
2009 Classic: The Obama Inauguration
Why did 2 million people stand in the freezing cold in D.C.? Because they wanted to see if the “Hope” they bought in 2008 would… Read More »2009 Classic: The Obama Inauguration
2009 Classic: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” fine. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified