Why did 2 million people stand in the freezing cold in D.C.? Because they wanted to see if the “Hope” they bought in 2008 would actually start working as soon as he touched the Bible. (Spoiler: The line for “Hope” was longer than the line for the port-a-potties).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
That was intense... and funny!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!