2007 Classic: The Closure

“I need a sign.” “The ‘Exit’ sign is right there.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/01/2005 03:50Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Yahoo_Directory05/09/2003 14:25Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole02/24/2011 15:00I see funny people... everywhere!

@Flashdance_What05/24/2004 10:17What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Orange_Mocha_F04/27/2008 18:18Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Friday_Rebecca11/01/2005 02:14Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!