2019 Legacy: The OK Boomer Motion
Why did the young associate get held in contempt? He responded to the judge’s ruling by saying, “OK Boomer.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The OK Boomer Motion
2018 Vintage: The Lewis Hamilton 5th Title
Why was Sebastian Vettel spinning? Because Lewis was so consistent that the Ferrari driver felt the pressure and kept finding new ways to lose the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Lewis Hamilton 5th Title
2018 Archive: The “Blueberry” Navy Uniform Funeral (Final)
Why the celebration? To ensure that no sailor ever again has to worry about being “Camouflaged” against the very water they’re trying to not fall… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Blueberry” Navy Uniform Funeral (Final)
2018 Archive: The Influencer Exam
My doctor asked me to “Like and Subscribe” to my own health plan. I told him I’m not an influencer. He said, “With that blood… Read More »2018 Archive: The Influencer Exam
2017 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
2017 Legacy: The “Great Power Competition” Shift
Why did the Pentagon change its mission statement? To prove that we’re tired of chasing insurgents in sandals and want to go back to the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Great Power Competition” Shift
2016 Archive: The Instagram “Stories” War
Why was the marketing manager happy? Because Instagram stole Snapchat’s best feature and now she doesn’t have to explain “Snaps” to the 50-year-old CEO anymore.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Instagram “Stories” War
2016 Archive: The 2016 Facebook Live
Everyone is a broadcaster now. I just watched a guy eat a large pizza for 40 minutes. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The 2016 Facebook Live
2016 Classic: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open in the back of the lab just to watch a digital pastry number go up into… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2016 Classic: The Doctor Strange Visuals
It’s like Inception but with more capes and a very confused Benedict Cumberbatch. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified