2025 Legacy: The “Surreal Imagery” Artist
One, but the bulb is being held by an astronaut made of waffles in a cyberpunk kitchen. Part of the 60 Light Bulb Jokes: 2025… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Surreal Imagery” Artist
2023 Classic: The Ozempic Search
I asked my doctor for a weight-loss prescription. He said, “I’ll give you one, but you’ll have to fight a Hollywood celebrity and two realtors… Read More »2023 Classic: The Ozempic Search
2023 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-seven consecutive years of school spelling bees. Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2023 Archive: The “Prigozhin” Plane Crash
Why was the August crash “Surprising”? To absolutely nobody. In 2023, “Gravity” in Russia became a lot more selective about who it affects after they… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Prigozhin” Plane Crash
2023 Legacy: The Saltburn
A guy drinks the last bit of water from the bottom of the sink. The whole bar leaves. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Saltburn
2022 Legacy: The Hocus Pocus 2
She’s acting like a witch again. I told her she’s casting a spell on me. She said, “It’s called ‘Nagging’, Greg. It’s ancient magic.” Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Hocus Pocus 2
2022 Classic: The Little Miss Trend
The group of high school girls using markers to draw custom cartoon characters on their binders with titles like “Little Miss Cries During Math Quizzes”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Little Miss Trend
2021 Vintage: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to a decentralized future. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Parasite Logic
“Why are we still in this house?” “Because the outside world is ‘The Upside Down’, Greg.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Parasite Logic
2019 Legacy: The OK Boomer Motion
Why did the young associate get held in contempt? He responded to the judge’s ruling by saying, “OK Boomer.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The OK Boomer Motion