Because it saw the salad dressing! Even vegetables get embarrassed.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.