I asked my doctor for a weight-loss prescription. He said, “I’ll give you one, but you’ll have to fight a Hollywood celebrity and two realtors in the pharmacy parking lot to get it.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!