2023 Legacy: The Saltburn

A guy drinks the last bit of water from the bottom of the sink. The whole bar leaves.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

@Y2K_Ready01/17/2011 19:44If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Quake_Fragger09/17/2011 08:57M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Reservoir_Joe11/16/2006 18:51Professional humor for professional people.

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/14/2002 03:17I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/07/2015 14:57M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair06/28/1999 23:32I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!