The official song for when you’re feeling “indie” but you’re actually at a corporate retreat.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
That was super fast and super funny!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Deal with it. This is gold.