2016 Classic: Batman v Superman’s Gloom
Why did Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice win 4 Razzies? Because Zack Snyder managed to make a movie about two of the world’s greatest heroes that… Read More »2016 Classic: Batman v Superman’s Gloom
2016 Archive: The Instagram “Stories” War
Why was the marketing manager happy? Because Instagram stole Snapchat’s best feature and now she doesn’t have to explain “Snaps” to the 50-year-old CEO anymore.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Instagram “Stories” War
2015 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2015 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2014 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy &… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Alpine
2014 Vintage: The 2048 Block Puzzle
The math teacher catching five students instantly because their fingers were rapidly swiping up, down, left, and right on their touchscreens to combine numbered blocks.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The 2048 Block Puzzle
2014 Classic: The Grand Budapest Hotel Colors
Wes Anderson just made a movie that looks like a very expensive box of macarons. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze… Read More »2014 Classic: The Grand Budapest Hotel Colors
2014 Vintage: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my comments in hashtags. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Bitmoji User
One, but the bulb looks just like a cartoon version of them. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bitmoji User
2012 Legacy: The Screen Resolution
Why did the blonde wear glasses to look at her computer? She heard it had “high resolution.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Screen Resolution