2009 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” fine. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Glass
I’m “transparent.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas Fan
“I gotta feeling… that tonight’s gonna be a dark night.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas Fan
2009 Archive: The “Use Somebody” Kings of Leon
The official song for when you’re feeling “indie” but you’re actually at a corporate retreat. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Use Somebody” Kings of Leon
2008 Vintage: Coldplay (Viva la Vida)
Why was Chris Martin dressed like a French revolutionary? Because in 2008, singing about “bells ringing” and “Roman Cavalries” was the only way to top… Read More »2008 Vintage: Coldplay (Viva la Vida)
2008 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Pierce Brosnan for Mamma Mia!? For a singing voice that sounded like a water buffalo trying to operate a chainsaw. Part of the 37 Razzie… Read More »2008 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
2008 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his lawn was “spiritually exhausted.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Neighbor
2008 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Amy Winehouse? Because she wasn’t just new; she was a once-in-a-generation soul that sounded like a 1960s jukebox come to life. Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: Best New Artist
2008 Legacy: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the humor. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why Funk This by Chaka Khan? Because you can’t have a 50th anniversary without honoring the “Queen of Funk.” Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: Best R&B Album