2003 Archive: The Bottle Opener
“I’m the gateway to your weekend.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The DVD Rewinder
“I bought a DVD rewinder!” “You’re an idiot, Harold.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Ghost Ship
We watched it. She’s now afraid of wires. I told her our house is 40% wires. She’s sleeping in the garden. Part of the 70… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Ghost Ship
2001 Archive: The Final 2001 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out the school year, sending everyone home for a summer of burning mix CDs, downloading MP3s, and completely… Read More »2001 Archive: The Final 2001 June Bell
2001 Vintage: The Benicio Del Toro Mumbe
Why did he win Best Supporting Actor? To prove that you don’t need to speak clearly if you have enough “cool” radiating off your leather… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Benicio Del Toro Mumbe
2001 Legacy: Halo
Combat Evolved: Why was the soldier in green armor so popular? Because Microsoft launched the Xbox, and suddenly “Master Chief” was the only guy we… Read More »2001 Legacy: Halo
2000 Archive: TLC’s Return
Why did “No Scrubs” win? Because it became the official anthem for every woman in 2000 who was tired of guys hanging out the passenger… Read More »2000 Archive: TLC’s Return
1998 Legacy: The Y2K Prep
A guy tries to pay with a can of beans. The bartender says, “We’re not bartering for the apocalypse yet, come back in 14 months.”… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Y2K Prep
1998 Archive: The Encyclopedia Defense
Refusing to believe that a foreign country changed its name unless the new territory can be physically pointed out on a printed map in a… Read More »1998 Archive: The Encyclopedia Defense
1998 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Exchange
A small group of senior citizens occupying the last three rows before the early service to rapidly trade the coupon section of the morning newspaper,… Read More »1998 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Exchange