The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a loud thud.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
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2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
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In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Letting this joke through the port.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!